Luton Town's Premier League debut did not go well, but there are 37 games left: 37 deadly battles to keep their place among the elite.
It's not like they're doing nothing to develop the squad in order to stay in the top flight. The Hatters have recruited a slew of new players, including Ross Barkley.
The team could still use a marquee signing, and we won't beat about the bush: Leo Messi must play for Luton Town.
Convince him with words, threats, or simply smuggle him into the Kenilworth Road dressing room, but make it happen.
If Messi can play for one of the worst teams in the world's second-best league, why couldn't he play for one of the worst teams in the world's greatest league? In any case, Miami is vastly overvalued as a city.
Where else would Messi be able to play alongside Pelly Ruddock Mpanzu, the only player in history to climb all the way from the fifth division to the Premier League with a single club?
Has Messi ever shared clothing with anyone?
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Luton Town's Premier League debut did not go well, but there are 37 games left: 37 deadly battles to keep their place among the elite.
It's not like they're doing nothing to develop the squad in order to stay in the top flight. The Hatters have recruited a slew of new players, including Ross Barkley.
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The team could still use a marquee signing, and we won't beat about the bush: Leo Messi must play for Luton Town.
Convince him with words, threats, or simply smuggle him into the Kenilworth Road dressing room, but make it happen.
If Messi is able to play for one of
Why not throw a pair of underpants and another Ballon d'Or in a suitcase, give Antonella his finest kiss, and fly to London before taking an Uber to Luton? That would coincide with the Carabao Cup semifinals.
Among all the trigger-happy Chelsea spending, blatant Saudi confessions, and UEFA/FIFA greed, that would be the ultimate 'game's not over' moment.
What do you think, Bobo? Come and dazzle us with your Premier League football.
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