1 year ago
As long as there are leftists, there will be people demanding everyone else comply with their wishes. They are totalitarians, after all. But not everything they want to impose is a hardship if its applied to them first. So, as they move to reimpose COVID restrictions on the country, likely to help their election prospects next year
Yes, bring back the masks.
Lets be honest, the people most inclined to demand everyone wear a facemask are the least likely to have a face anyone wants to look at. Im not saying theyre ugly; Im heavily implying it so I dont have to say it.
Forget the masks; we need to create an N95 Burqa for these people cover the whole body, head-to-toe. While it wouldnt be pleasant for them, think of all the Karens wed be spared from. Half their meltdowns are over how someone else isnt wearing a scuba tank, exhaling in their general direction. Complete coverage might be the only way to shut these people up. At a minimum, its worth a try.
Keep their kids home from school, too.
I know, that sounds horrible and mean. And I dont mean it to. OK, thats not entirely true, but I mean it as a swipe at their parents, not the kids. The kids will be alright, ultimately. If you know anyone who was the child of a junkie, a drunk, or some other kind of degenerate, you likely notice how they dont indulge in the scumbag behavior of their parent(s). Why? Because theyve seen what it does to peoples lives. Its not an ironclad rule, sometimes those habits are passed down, but many times they are not. Idiot liberals are likely to have kids who recoil in horror at the prospect of what their parents are and rebel against them.
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Make schools for children of sane parents who dont use their kids as a neurotic pincushion for vaccines, and Id bet dollars to donuts the issue with kids declaring themselves to be the opposite or some random, made-up gender disappears.
Just image the TikTok videos these psychotic narcissists would produce when their attempts to discuss how they spent the weekend at a throuple orgy for people so unattractive they can only land other C.H.U.D.s is met with a resounding, How about you just teach us to do math, loser? Id pay good money for that.
As they march down the street with their booster syringes hanging out of their arms, if we cant use that to beat these people, we deserve to lose. Let me say that more clearly so theres no ambiguity the left is showing everyone who they really are; if we cant message against that and beat it, we will not only lose next year, we will deserve it. So, mask up, leftists.
Let people walk their dogs with face coverings, please.
Its tough to spot the crazy people in your neighborhood just by driving past their houses even crazy people have mostly exited the pink flamingo and garden gnome game. But if you see them walking their dog with a mask on or, my personal favorite, driving a car alone, you know which house to skip on Halloween.
We have all the tools we need to spot the crazies, avoid them, and, most importantly: vote for them next November.
So, encourage them to mask up, burqa up, scuba gear up, and slather themselves in Purell while using Lysol wipes as currency. Give them a wide berth, as wide as they need to show the world who they are. Let them hang their velvet paintings of Dr. Fauci and lecture everyone else about how they must comply; it will only serve to remind everyone of what they did the first time around.
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