A month ago
It’s 31st October and I could hardly sleep
I kept thinking of the task or should I say the dare ahead of me
The second hand of my wrist watch kept sprinting at a very fast pace
The minute hand was just a step behind it and the hour hand trying hard to overtake them
I mean time was running so faster than expected
When it was 11:59pm, I wished I could reverse the time and change my decision but it was too late
I could hear “pipipipi, pipipipi….”
Was it my alarm or my heartbeats?
Yeah, it’s definitely my alarm
November is here already
And it has dawn on me like a sacred shrine escape
I could hardly believe am in for this but there was no turning back too
My phone beeped
I picked it up and realize it was a text message from Bae wishing me a happy new month and informing me about her visit tonight
I stared at the text with mouth and eyes opened for almost 5 minutes
Ahh well, “Ay3ka”
I can’t refuse Bae from coming over and it’s also just the first day of my dare
What would I do now?
What should I tell her?
Should I lie to her?
What lie will I tell her?
I thought and thought but I couldn’t find any concrete answers to these questions
I was indoors all day
Lost in my own thoughts
I couldn’t even hear my own phone ringing for the first time
But the second time, I picked up my phone
Guess who was calling?
“BAE ❤️” boldly saved
Was she calling to tell me she’s on her way or what?
I couldn’t help but to just pick up the call
For that 2 minutes convo, my voice sounded sadly but my inner man was secretly rejoicing
Lemme feed you with the bad good news
“Hello Boo, mummy ain’t feeling too well so I can’t make it tonight. I’m really very sorry and promise to make it up to you”
First day passed
Thanks to that 2 weeks tedious rehearsal for our annual youth week celebration which I decided to partake in for the first time in the history of the church lol
The week celebration took another 1 week
Hmmm, the final 1 week was one of a hell for me
I easily get erected at the mere site of my wallpaper of Bae and I
A prolonged one of course with severe abdominal pains
I’m now on the verge of masturbating
Ohhh hell yeah but NO not I
I turned on my TV set and the first thing was a romantic scene
I quickly rushed to the drawer to get a vaseline but I’ve realized I dropped my Bible
Ohhh!!! Not this time but I guess it’s worth it
I read a couple of verses and I dozed off with the Bible on my chest
A few days passed and finally it was 30th November
Have you seen a snail trying to do a slow motion before?
Yeah, that’s how the time was moving
Every hour seems like a day on it own
“Ding dong”
Bae is at the door
I quickly let her in
We had dinner which she brought from the house
A couple of Ice creams made our desert whiles watching a movie
It was finally bedtime
Bae took a shower after which I did too
Seeing her in her underwear and my Arsenal jersey top sent an impulse down my spine
I became schizophrenic
Was I hypnotized?
Ahh well, I could hardly even reply her goodnight
She asked “it’s everything okay”
I replied “ yeah baby, you look beautiful and I love you”
She then jumped to the bed
She placed her head on my chest and started playing with my nipples
I could hardly think straight that I have to hold my breath
Do you know what saved me?
That day happened to be a market day and she had run a lot of errands for her mum so she slept off within a short time
I couldn’t sleep
I checked the time intermittently
I started doing a countdown when it was 11:59pm
YES!!!
I screamed so loud that she woke up
But guess what?
I made it look like I was dreaming
Hmmm.. NO NUT NOVEMBER Indeed.
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Very interesting