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NO NUT NOVEMBER (NNN)

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Poetry

A month ago



It’s 31st October and I could hardly sleep

I kept thinking of the task or should I say the dare ahead of me

The second hand of my wrist watch kept sprinting at a very fast pace

The minute hand was just a step behind it and the hour hand trying hard to overtake them

I mean time was running so faster than expected

When it was 11:59pm, I wished I could reverse the time and change my decision but it was too late

I could hear “pipipipi, pipipipi….”

Was it my alarm or my heartbeats?

Yeah, it’s definitely my alarm

November is here already 

And it has dawn on me like a sacred shrine escape

I could hardly believe am in for this but there was no turning back too

My phone beeped

I picked it up and realize it was a text message from Bae wishing me a happy new month and informing me about her visit tonight 

I stared at the text with mouth and eyes opened for almost 5 minutes

Ahh well, “Ay3ka”

I can’t refuse Bae from coming over and it’s also just the first day of my dare

What would I do now?

What should I tell her?

Should I lie to her?

What lie will I tell her?

I thought and thought but I couldn’t find any concrete answers to these questions 

I was indoors all day

Lost in my own thoughts

I couldn’t even hear my own phone ringing for the first time 

But the second time, I picked up my phone

Guess who was calling?

“BAE ❤️” boldly saved

Was she calling to tell me she’s on her way or what?

I couldn’t help but to just pick up the call

For that 2 minutes convo, my voice sounded sadly but my inner man was secretly rejoicing 

Lemme feed you with the bad good news 

“Hello Boo, mummy ain’t feeling too well so I can’t make it tonight. I’m really very sorry and promise to make it up to you”

First day passed 

Thanks to that 2 weeks tedious rehearsal for our annual youth week celebration which I decided to partake in for the first time in the history of the church lol 

The week celebration took another 1 week

Hmmm, the final 1 week was one of a hell for me

I easily get erected at the mere site of my wallpaper of Bae and I 

A prolonged one of course with severe abdominal pains 

I’m now on the verge of masturbating 

Ohhh hell yeah but NO not I

I turned on my TV set and the first thing was a romantic scene

I quickly rushed to the drawer to get a vaseline but I’ve realized I dropped my Bible

Ohhh!!! Not this time but I guess it’s worth it

I read a couple of verses and I dozed off with the Bible on my chest

A few days passed and finally it was 30th November 

Have you seen a snail trying to do a slow motion before?

Yeah, that’s how the time was moving

Every hour seems like a day on it own

“Ding dong” 

Bae is at the door

I quickly let her in

We had dinner which she brought from the house

A couple of Ice creams made our desert whiles watching a movie

It was finally bedtime

Bae took a shower after which I did too

Seeing her in her underwear and my Arsenal jersey top sent an impulse down my spine 

I became schizophrenic 

Was I hypnotized?

Ahh well, I could hardly even reply her goodnight 

She asked “it’s everything okay”

I replied “ yeah baby, you look beautiful and I love you”

She then jumped to the bed

She placed her head on my chest and started playing with my nipples

I could hardly think straight that I have to hold my breath

Do you know what saved me?

That day happened to be a market day and she had run a lot of errands for her mum so she slept off within a short time

I couldn’t sleep

I checked the time intermittently 

I started doing a countdown when it was 11:59pm

YES!!! 

I screamed so loud that she woke up

But guess what?

I made it look like I was dreaming

Hmmm.. NO NUT NOVEMBER Indeed.

Total Comments: 1

Richie November 13, 2024 at 2:21pm

Very interesting

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