UKRAINE GOVERNMENT RAISES $2 MILLION TO SEND PUTIN TO JUPITER

March 18, 2022
3 years ago

A crowd-funding initiative run by a ministry of the Ukrainian government has generated more than $2 million to transport Russian President Vladimir Putin to Jupiter.

 

On March 2, Ukrainian Vice-Prime Minister Mykhailo Fedorov issued a tweet advertising the crowdfunding campaign, which kicked off the campaign. Their campaign's stated purpose is simple: send Russian President Vladimir Putin into space aboard a rocket ship.

 

Putin is despised by everyone. Until then, we offer Ukrainians and the rest of the globe a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to send Putin to Jupiter. For $2.99, you can get a rocket.

The Earth's 10000 million [million] virtuous individuals can send the one Evil to Jupiter. What is Jupiter's significance? It is the biggest planet in the solar system and a gas giant.

 

The Ukrainian government hopes to gather at least $100 million to provide Russian President Vladimir Putin with a complimentary one-way flight to the gas giant. Fedorov has also called on Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla, to assist in sending Putin to Jupiter.

 

However, it has been confirmed that all cash raised through this campaign would be used to assist Ukraine's Armed Forces and to repair the country's damaged infrastructure.

 

According to the United Nations, Russia's invasion of Ukraine began last month, with over 1834 civilians killed. The US recently announced the delivery of a $800 military aid package to Ukraine, which would include 100 switchblade killer drones.