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1. WOMEN AND DICK
A lady went to a Doctor and complained that her husband's p*nis is too long. She said, "Whenever he inserts it in my p*ssy it's so long that it touches my heart".
The Doctor replied, "Okay, bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller."
The lady shouted; "Nooooooh for what? Just shift my heart up a little....."
2. Sometimes I just sit down quietly and wonder why broke ladies hate broke guys, I thought they're supposed to be soul mates
3. If I don't cum...My stomach will pain me..Guys...this yeye lie must stop dis year.ok?
4. My ex gf Asked me and said "baby can you slap me because of 3million dollars, I stare at her and said no, infact just for a biggy apple juice, idiot!!! ! She has been crying here oooo
5. Stop calling gold a rice, sorry rice is gold in Nigeria now....
What is salt for
6. My church pastor intentionally sprinkled the HOLY WATER on us last Sunday, come see how makeups were messed up
7. If You like Write SEX As S*X You will Still Go To Hell Fire.
You can't confuse God
8. Have you ever been so broke that you start thinking of things like. "If only I didn't use that 5k back in 2019"
9. While your mother is praying that you should have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's house on cross over night shouting ''ohh yes baby kill me''.Weldone oooo!
10. Every girl you date, you ask her this question: “Babe are you a virgin?” My brother, do you have a company that repairs virginity?
11. On judgment day, I will just hold Nigeria flag so that God will know that I've passed through hell before
I cannot face hell twice
12. If I eventually Become A Doctor
Me : Good morning, how are you?
Patient : I'm fine, sir.
Me : Okay! Next person please
I don't have much time
13. Short people hardly forgives maybe they are still angry with God for making them look like a MALT bottle
.. Abeg oo... it's not my handwriting
14. Something just burst my head now. And am confused... So you guys should help me out
Women of God~~~WOG
Men of God~~~MOG
Son of God~~~SOG
Daughter of God~~~??? Fill in the gap
I can't fit Killin my self
15. Once a guy buys a car, BOOM!!
Automatically Girls turn beans, they will be like, "BABY COME AND PICK ME"
16. Did you steal meat from the pot?
AMERICANS: No, I didn't steal meat from the pot.
NIGERIANS: Who...? Me...? Steal...? Pot..? When...? How...? Which Pot? Its a lie ooo
17. Short girls will put one hand on their waist and be looking like a Teacup...lets me not talk ooo
18. Dating a skinny girl can be confusing... You don't know if its love she needs or food
19. 2022, MTN will be like! The number you have Dialled has been owing us since 4months, help us beg him to pay back when he picks
20. Some people will be like "if you break up with me, you won't find anyone like me"
Epele o, mr follow come charger.
21. The joy of being dumped by a girl who loves money is like you've finished paying off a loan.
22. This 2022 I just need a girl that will kiss me and then whisper in my ear" Gimme your acct number"
23. Bros, stop deceiving yourself thinking you have six packs...
All those things na strong Eba wey no gree digest.
24. The p*ssy has no end, don't kill yourself trying to push in... Where your dickend is the middle of another persons dick, do ur best nd leave d rest
Dis is 2022
25. How can a lesbian hate men and love Jesus? really, you better goan look for your own female jesus
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