1. I need a wife as crazy as I am, Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and we both started laughing cus we forgot to pick the kids from school?
Lol..
2. Abeg make we reason am together nah... What is really instant about noodles self??
Garri that is instant is not even proud...
3. REAL MEN don't stress their wives to make Eba. They just pour the GARRI in their mouth and drink hot water.?
4. Sunday school will not tell you that you are ugly, they wait until it's time for church drama, then they'll make you satan?
5. Your girlfriend sent you her complete naked picture ....and stupidly u
said "wow wow you look sexy baby..." You are so stupid dat u can't ask who took that photo?.
6. Ask a girl online. ..."How are you" and if she replies. .."I am not fine" ..
My brother....logout immediately, Switch off your phone and Remove the battery ....
Thank me later cos we all know what would have followed.
7. Eat good food, just in case you vomit for public... My friend vomited rice and red oil today I use shame go buy two meat drop on top of her vomit.?
8. The day before yesterday in my street, five girls raped a guy in the bush, over 200guys were found walking around the bush yesterday, lemme also go today.
9. Why is KFC chicken so expensive..... Did the chicken attend private school...?
10. Tomorrow I will be calling all the cockroaches and rats in my house for a MEETING so we can discuss how we will be sharing the rent.. I dont knw who owns the house anymore...?
11. We need laws that will prohibit restaurants from putting up pictures of food they cannot prepare.
They should stop misleading the public.?
12. Nobody has the lowest voice than a guy who is asking a lady for her number in a taxi or bus?..
13. The way people make their faces after receiving holy communion you will think that everybody is a nice person, mtcheeew?...
14. Some girls will not kill me oo which one is Happy engagement dear more Rings to your finger?...
15. Nigerian goats will be staring at you as if you look familiar, you will even start suspecting your self?....
16. Pls is it a crime to stop a commercial taxi ... Greet all the passengers and then walk away ??
17. Someone can not dial a wrong number again and Wizkid or Davido will pick, it must be an Hausa man?...
18. Welcome to Nigeria the only country where people reduced the volume of the T.V to smell if something is burning?...
19. I Stopped Watching Nollywood Movies when I Heard A Blind Woman Saying "My Son, I'm Happy To See You."?
20. After promising that she won't take time with her testimony, she began with "it all started in 1991..." don't hold me oo, leave me lemme go and off the mic..?.
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