Talk about staying wicked, I've never been an advocate of wickedness until a particular day.
While at school, just a week after the ASUU strike commenced. We were still at school because no one enforced us to go home.
It was on a Saturday, the sun was ready to rise, the morning dew stopped, chirps of birds here and there. I went to the field to watch an inter departmental football match, Animal Science Vs Physiotherapy. It ended in a win for physiotherapy.
I got back to the hostel, ready to take my bath and head out for the day. I usually keep a bucket of water under my bed just incase the hostel water runs out but on getting there, I met an empty buckets.
I have two other roommates and I knew it was going to be one of them. Just then, one of them entered. His name, Collins.
“Guy, na you use my water?” I asked him.
“No more water in the hostel and I saw water there. I don't know you want to use it too na” He said without remorse.
I was really annoyed but I kept quiet and left the room. He later came to beg me but he just said it jokingly.
A week after, NASU went on strike. The Non Academic Staff.
For a whole day, there was black out. There was no water in our hostel too but there was water in other hostels.
A whole lot of people went to fetch water from elsewhere including this my roommate just because his babe asked him to come over. Baba want to look fresh. I watched him quietly as he took his sponge, soap and towel to the bathroom with the water.
After a minute, I went to the bathroom and I saw his towel hanged at the entrance of the third toilet. There were no doors so your towel is your door.
He couldn't see anything again because of the soap all over his face. Good timing! I gently poured the detergent with me inside the water. Enough detergent!
That's not all! I packed enough sand and poured into the water until it turned brown.
Well, he wasn't able to go to his babe's place again. Inikwiti operation destroyed.
I'm satisfied.
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