1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer?
2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship ??
3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dog??
4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall??
5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"??
7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body???
8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef??
9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn't working are among the problem we face in Nigeria ??
10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law "move it"
That's the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently ??
11. My fear for aboki weed increased wen my friend sold his television to buy the remote ??
12. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like"give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon"?
13. Dear guy, if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don't smile back, I repeat don't smile back until she pays her taxi fare ??
Cutie ?, I pray God touch your heart to appreciate my effort by adding this profiles for more interesting jokes ?
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