1) "Hello Fine girl, GOD gave u everything except my number.
Do u mind having it? ? ? ?
2) Hi there, as I was going through the BOOK OF NUMBERS then I discover that I don't have your number. ? ? ?
3) Hello PRETTY, you are the EEG in my EGG ROLL without you am just BUNS. ? ? ?
4) BIBLICAL TOASTING
Boy: Do u have a boyfriend?? ? ?
Girl: Nope, I don't want to have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, "it is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him". ? ? ?
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not have God, because God is LOVE.
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Girl: But how can I be sure that you're Loyal and Honest?.
Boy: Mark 13:31 " Heavens and Earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away". ? ? ?
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.
Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens". ? ? ?
Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all". ? ? ?
Girl: But what is in me that you like?.
Boy: Songs of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flow in you". ? ? ?
Girl: But am not beautiful.
Boy: Proverbs 31:39 " Charm is deceptibe, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised". ? ? ?
Girl: What do you want to happen?.
Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you". ? ? ?
5) TOASTING ACCORDING TO PROFESSION
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DOCTOR - My eyes are so focused on you like I'm carrying out an operation. Your love runs through my veins even without an injection. My love for you is HIV, I can only prevent it, but I can't cure it. A thousand Vitamin C can not give me the sweetness that comes with your love. Hope you can hear the sound of my heartbeat even without using a stethoscope, I can't stop
thinking about you. ? ? ?
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LAWYER - My heart has been found guilty of beating for you On a daily basis. I know my love for you is not in the constitution but please can I lie my way into your heart? Our love will I defend even when the judge overrules. I will quote subsection of any written lie I can find just to get you out on bail. ? ? ?
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FARMER-In your heart I have planted the seed of growth and happiness. Even without manure it grows steadily and without delay. I have tilled my heart to the ground and no soil compares to you. Like loamy soil you are fertile for planting and harvesting. Be with me and
let me feed you with love that tastes better than a new yam. ? ? ?
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POLICE MAN- " My love for you is like bribe, it can never stop.. Just like a thief in the cell, I won't let u leave my heart without bail.. I will protect u with my gun even though the bullet is rusty, don't worry I will use baton.
Baby eh, I will always stand at attention so your mind CAn be at ease ". ? ? ?
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PASTOR - I Proclaim with my lips for thou has worn my heart. Like David looked on to God in psalm 121, so will my love go up and never come down. Like the red sea, you have parted away sadness from my life and enveloped me with a covenant too strong to be broke my an ordinary man. ? ? ?
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. NATIVE DOCTOR - Your love gives me hope like Odeshi, even when people try to hurt me I don't feel it. You have charmed me with your juju that even the gods cannot compete with a mammy water like you because you are stronger. Take me darling, take me to the
underworld and initiate me into your kingdom of love. ? ? ?
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POLITICIAN - I promise never to break your heart baby. I will change your life, your wardrobe and even your future. See eh, because of you I will build a new road in your village and name it after you. I will even build a
borehole in your compound. You will have steady power supply for the rest of your live.
Just vote for my heart to win this election to your heart and I will fulfil all these promises. ? ? ?
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TEACHER- My love for you is like my salary, it may delay, but it will always come. As the principal of my heart, I promise to teach you the rudiment of home economics and biology .
Baby, you have given my heart an assignment to beat for you on a daily basis and not even
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