THE LECTURER

July 19, 2022
3 years ago

A lecturer explains marketing to his

students:

 

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a

party. You go up to her and say: "I am

very rich. Marry me!" ...

- That's Direct Marketing.

 

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your

friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"

- That's Advertising. 

 

3. You are at a

party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She

walks up to you and says: "You are

very rich!

Can I marry you?"🙄

- That's Brand Recognition. 

 

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.

You go to her and say: "I am very rich.

Marry me!"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.😱

- That's Customer Feedback.

 

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.

You go to her and say: "I am very rich.

Marry me!"

And she introduces you to her husband. 😛

- That's Demand and Supply Gap

 

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.

You go to her and before you say: "I m

rich, Marry

me!", then your wife arrives.😳

- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.

 

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