1..I was driving benz in my dream last night... until my sister slap me to wake up and stop pushing the bed to the kitchen ?????
2..I faint dis morning when a guy told me he is my friend on xender in fact I am still fainting???
3..I went to a yoruba restaurant and ordered for peppersoup....in fact to cut the story short I NEED A NEW TONGUE ????
4...please give your life to Christ now o, is not when u see me in heaven, u will start to shout... "ojoro ojoro"....that one no concern u???
5..remember growing up as a kid and u said "I want to be a pilot" 18 year's letter the only thing u can do relating to Airplane is FLIGHT MOOD on your phone ????
6..No animal can run faster than a girl with make up when it's Raining ????
7..some girls set 18 digit password to their phone, but the password to under their legs is just SLIDE TO UNLOCK????
8..in every lady's inbox their is always one guy that chart with himself, he says "hello" and reply himself "hi" tomorrow ????
9..They say money is the root of all evil but poverty is the complete tree they not come and be deceiving us????
10...Who else noticed that squeezing maggi this day is like breaking the walls of jericho???
11...I THINK GARRI AND SUGAR SHOULD BE ADDED TO FIRST AID BOX THAT STUFF HAS BEEN SAVING LIFE SINCE 1961????
12..D only time I am ever serious with my life is when I am counting de number of zero in money I want 2 transfer?????
13..Battery full and you expect me to remove my phone from charge when there is still light? It's like you don't know we are in Nigeria?????
14...I remember the last time I had a brake up i was looking for my shoe in the fridge
15...The way I'm broke now. I thinking of selling our dog i will do the barking at night????
It took me 2 hours to compose this jokes just to make you laugh?? so please do not scrow down without blessing me .?... ! Appreciate by sharing this pageht oo ?
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