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A year ago

🌺Abeg laugh small jorhhπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...

 

1..I was driving benz in my dream last night... until my sister slap me to wake up and stop pushing the bed to the kitchen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

2..I faint dis morning when a guy told me he is my friend on xender in fact I am still faintingπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜‚

 

3..I went to a yoruba restaurant and ordered for peppersoup....in fact to cut the story short I NEED A NEW TONGUE πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜

4...please give your life to Christ now o, is not when u see me in heaven, u will start to shout... "ojoro ojoro"....that one no concern uπŸ˜‘πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

 

5..remember growing up as a kid and u said "I want to be a pilot" 18 year's letter the only thing u can do relating to Airplane is FLIGHT MOOD on your phone πŸ“±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6..No animal can run faster than a girl with make up when it's Raining πŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

7..some girls set 18 digit password to their phone, but the password to under their legs is just SLIDE TO UNLOCKπŸ˜œπŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜

 

8..in every lady's inbox their is always one guy that chart with himself, he says "hello" and reply himself "hi" tomorrow πŸ‘‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

9..They say money is the root of all evil but poverty is the complete tree they not come and be deceiving usπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

10...Who else noticed that squeezing maggi this day is like breaking the walls of jerichoπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

 

11...I THINK GARRI AND SUGAR SHOULD BE ADDED TO FIRST AID BOX THAT STUFF HAS BEEN SAVING LIFE SINCE 1961πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

 

12..D only time I am ever serious with my life is when I am counting de number of zero in money I want 2 transferπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

13..Battery full and you expect me to remove my phone from charge when there is still light? It's like you don't know we are in NigeriaπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

14...I remember the last time I had a brake up i was looking for my shoe in the fridge

 

15...The way I'm broke now. I thinking of selling our dog i will do the barking at nightπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

It took me 2 hours to compose this jokes just to make you laugh😜😜 so please do not scrow down without blessing me .😁... ! Appreciate by sharing this pageht oo πŸ˜’

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