💍HOW MY GRAND MA HELPED MY PASTOR TO CUT OFF HIS BEARDS!
Mama paid visit and decided to join me to church. While the pastor was vigorously preaching, mama abruptly burst into tears. She was weeping deeply that the people around us noticed.
I was a bit engulfed with shame. How could granny be crying when the pastor is preaching against witch and wizard! Or is she part of them? I kept ruminating as i steadied an intent look at her
"Hey woman come, come out, come out here! " The pastor proudly called her out. The way he sounded, i thought a witch is already apprehended in the person of granny.
Chimmmm!!
What was keeping me from fainting is just a confirmation that my grand ma is a witch.
I can't take that shame! Mostly in a church where i have so many crushes. No, i just have to faint if it's comfirmed.
"Madam are you a witch? Say it to the congregation? "
"I am not a witch! " Mama responded, not wanting to look at the pastor's face.
"Look at my face! You are a witch. Say it now to the congregation! " He ordered. As soon as the pastor uttered this, Mama grabbed the mic from him and replied.
"Pastor i am not a witch. Just that this your beards make you look exactly like my goat wey die last week. Each time i remember it, e dey mak me cry. I love that goat!"
The whole congregation burst into laughter. I couldn't help but to join them as well.
This sunday, my pastor done cut off his beards.😂😂😂