2 years ago
*Why I stopped talking to ladies*
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I was inside a bus going from Mile2 to Alakija when I noticed one lady sitting next to me, I was so addicted to ladies that I could not ignore them at all,
So I wanted to catch cruiz and told her she looked so beautiful that I wish I have someone like her in my house,
She smiled and thanked me,
I thought that was the end till I got to my location and alighted from the vehicle.
As I got to my door post and stretched myself as usual before opening the door, I saw the lady that was inside the bus,
Welcome home my husband," she said and smiled sheepishly,
How did you know my house, how did you get my key, how did...
She cut me off and said," Ohh please my love, your food is ready, come and eat first so you can have the strength to hear the answer to all your questions,
I wanted to run but decided to enter, I can't run away from my house and I was really hungry that I could eat from the spirits.
I made your favorite, "she said and opened the meal.
What I saw choked me, What kind of food is this?
It's roasted sugarcane with fried watermelon, I know you'll like it,
When I heard the name of the food, I knew that weather no clear again,
Leave my house this minute, "I yelled angrily but Instead of leaving, she ran inside my room,
I felt more provoked and rushed to bundle her out of my house but what I saw choked me,
She was n*ked on my bed with an ak47 in her hand,
That was when I realized that no joy again,
You know what to do my love, just remove your clothes and come to mama, "
Please let me go and get some protective," I pleaded and was hoping to use the opportunity if she agrees but to my greatest surprise, she brought out 50 Packs of protective ?
I'm fully prepared darling, just come up, we're going to produce 50 Children today.
Fear gripped me, what am I going to do now, there's no way out,
This cross is yours, Esomchy, just carry it, "I heard a voice in my head and wished I could slap the hell out of whoever said that.
Ok let me ease myself, in the restroom," I pleaded and she agreed quickly, well she agreed because there was no way out in the restroom.
I entered and closed the door, and contemplated on how to get myself out of the mess,
Then an idea flew in, I acted like spiderman, climbed up the wall and broke the ceiling with my head,
Well to cut the story short, I'm currently in the united state of China,
Best regards from all my Chinese friends.
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Did I make you smile? ?
Appreciate my efforts by adding this profile? Esom Chy ?
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